Well, folks. I've had so much fun tonight that I've lost track of the time. But I see Mr. Floppy Socks yawning over there, so that can only mean – yes, I'm sorry but it's true – the end of another broadcast day. That means all the puppets go back into the bottom drawer to dream their cottony dreams. Ahhhhhhh . . . how cozy.
As always, I want to thank everybody for listening to tonight's program. And I remind those of you out there who love our show: listening is not enough. Please, please, please patronize our sponsors. Without them, this show could not stay on the air and I would have a lot of hungry puppets to worry about (yes, Bonkers, even you!). So, kids, the next time your mom or your dad or your mom's boyfriend complains of tired feet from walking all around the amusement park with you, by all means, recommend Archalite Foot Powder.
That's right: *Ar-cha-lite Foot Powder.* Can you say it? Practice saying it, kids, and then say it to as many grown-ups as you can. Because if Archalite can't sell their foot powder, they're going to cancel my show and bury me in it.
I want to give special thanks to Mr. Sassy Pants for stopping by the studio and chatting with us tonight. Also, let's give one final shout-out to The Coral Singers for graciously coming on and performing their song, "Dipsy Bird." It's sure to be a hit, so hit those record stores and pick up their single. And while you're there, help yourself to some foot powder, but only if it's Archalite Foot Powder.
Congratulations to Artie Gaskill of Macon, Georgia for (at last) being our third caller and winning the free four-slice toaster. Now, Artie, you can make twice as much toast, and in half the time. Mr. Floppy Socks loves his toaster, don't you? Hey, Flop! Wake up!
As usual, before signing off, I'd like to remind our listeners that you can get a full transcript of tonight's show by sending (money!) and a self-addressed, stamped envelope to:
The Brian and Bonkers Show
c/o Last Light Productions
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Chicago, IL. 61262
Make sure to specify program No. 918 for a transcript of tonight's episode, or we just might send you the wrong one (like the one when Bonkers accidentally caught on fire, ha-ha). So remember to SPECIFY.
Ok, children. Goodnight. Here is our national anthem . . .
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