Well, folks. We've come to the end of another broadcast day. I would like to thank you all for listening to tonight's radio program, and for clapping extra loud during the puppet show. You've no idea how much our fuzzy friends with their button eyes appreciate that. (That's right, Bonkers! I'm talking about you!)
Mr. Floppy Socks would like to send a warm "happy birthday" out to Ruth Wilcher, the first grade teacher who spanked me for not doing my math homework. Hope you're nice and snug in your bed at the *Like We Care* nursing home in Ripoff, Nevada, and I just want to let you know: my butt's not sore anymore, but I'm still snuggling that grudge anyway.
Very special thanks to Coochie and the Laminated Cats for singing their hit songs on tonight's program. They're going to be very big stars, so get out and buy their album before your local store runs out of them. And congratulations to Penny Smithers in Haystack, Nebraska, for being the third caller (finally) and winning the free album giveaway. Enjoy the gift, Penny. Lord knows you earned it.
Remember to tune in tomorrow night, when I attempt to rope another unsuspecting guest into doing/singing/declaring something he or she will do penance for later. Remember that God loves you, and I don’t.
As usual, before signing off, I'd like to remind our listeners that you can get a full transcript of tonight's show by sending hefty donations and a self-addressed, stamped envelope to:
The Brian and Bonkers Show
c/o Last Light Productions
1221 Phony Address
Chicago, IL. 61330-0777
Make sure to specify program No. 711 from March 21, 2007, for a transcript of tonight's show, because we are not mind readers, even if some of us think we are. (Right, Bonkers?)
Okay. Goodnight. This is Captain Bri signing off until next time. Eat your vegetables, you little urchins!
Here is our national anthem . . .
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